MITCH HEDBERG WEEK FINALE

So this is the final day of MITCH HEDBERG WEEK and through poor planning i've ended up with two of my favorite quotes left. i thought about making next week either pope week or mr. vandemar week (after beth's dearly departed lobster) but sadly neither one was known for their witty sound bites.

SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU HERE ARE MY TOP TWO MITCH HEDBERG QUOTES.........

MITCH HEDBERG WEEK QUOTE #7
bananas are the opposite of roadlights.
green's like........Whoa slow down.
yellow's like.........go right ahead nice and easy .
and red's like......... where the hell did you get that banana?


MITCH HEDBERG WEEK QUOTE #8

today is a very good day. i have a roll of lifesavers in my pocket and pineapple is next


peace out yo ( especially you mitch)