Sometimes the Signs Can't Be Any More Obvious

Yes those were the words of actual college students and though I was too busy cramming for a history quiz at the time I would like to clear a few points up for some of Penn State's finest now.
- Chances are The Most Powerful Man in the World is in contact with some form of "weatherman". In fact I bet he has at least one working for him in a government that employs a staggering number of people .
- It's also a safe bet that the White House is equipped with at least one cable television. Even the retards at the cable news networks figured out there was a really big storm about to hit the gulf region. You wanna know were you should send the rescue parties? Just look for the guy in an over priced LL Bean wind-breaker trying to talk into a mic while being blown around a parking lot.
- Ok, maybe watching the news just isn't your thing . How about a good old mockumentary? How can you say this was a surprise when FX released a television movie about this scenario less than a year ago? Don't believe me? It was called Oil Storm, look it up.
in other news....
i'm writing from a location with very unreliable internet access, so chances are if I don't write for a week it's because my connection is down.
Biz has a new site called The Zombie Holocaust Survivor Network you should all check it out when you get a chance, it's Biz so you know it's gonna be good.
If your in the pittsburgh region september 14th-18th you should head down to the Igloo, the Pens are having their training camp scrimmage tournament and it's free! Click Here for the game schedule and training camp roster
that's it for now,
peace out yo
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