Celeberty Hockey Signings Part 5

Larry "Little Ball of Hate" King had a long and storied NHL career before making the move to the news desk. Also known as "the Hunchbacked Howe" and the "Suspendered Sniper" King was one of the few marketable players on some abysmal Capitals teams. Playing well into his 60's King was long known as the second most hideous creature in the NHL (behind that hatchet face Chelios) but the new era of the NHL brought competition in the form of a new Capitals star that may have been born in a flaming dumpster just a few blocks down the street from Chernobyl. Seeing that his time had passed King retired from the sport to concentrate on the other loves of his life, bad posture, marrying and divorcing lots of hot women that are way out of his league. And his one true passion



Being really really old while looking like this monkey









Mission Accomplished Larry, Mission Accomplished


peace out yo