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August 08, 2008

Eco-Pedal vs The Asian Sensation

So Nissan may have come up with the worst idea ever










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Eco Pedal." This new technology calculates the most fuel efficient rate of acceleration and then fights back against the driver's foot when it feels that rate has been exceeded. Nissan claims that the system can improve fuel efficiency by as much as 10 percent, which is why they plan on implementing it into their cars next year."

Well fortunately for you good people we here at the Nittanyproudfoot have designed a new device to counteract this abomination of automotive technology perpetrated by Nissan.

Ladies and Gentlemen Meet......

The Lenny Pedal

"So you made the mistake of buying a Nessian with dastardly device the Eco-Pedal and now your leg's sore from trying to speed against the wishes of your tree-hugging hippy-mobile. Maybe you're saying to yourself, "you know what it just isn't worth breaking traffic laws anymore"


Don't give up now friends help is on the way in the for of the Lenny Pedal ! (TM Nittanyproudfoot 2009)

While the Eco-Pedal may make it more difficult to put the pedal to the metal the Lenny Pedal will give you the encouragement you need. Anytime the car is in gear and traveling below the speed limit a voice playing through car audio system will announce.....

If you were a real man you'd go faster you Japansie!

If the Angry Asian voice challenging your manhood doesn't give you the drive to mash that pedal and kick it up to 88 you might as well just buy your self a Saturn and start listening to light rock


The Lenny Pedal available anywhere Nittanyproudfoot Brand automotive products are sold!


peace out yo; heeeeeeeeeeee!

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