Wow That's Screwed Up

Jeez, who thought is was a good idea?

Ladies and Gentlemen meet the Spanish Basketball Team

Wikipedia has this to say about them..

" The Spain national basketball team is the basketball team representing Spain in international competitions. As of June, 2008 they are the reigning World Champions and third in the FIBA World Rankings for men^[1]."

The Chinese Wikipedia has this to say about them
( Nittanyproudfoot International Devision Translation)

" A Bunch of Xenophobic assholes that will be first up against the wall when the Peoples Glorious Revolution occurs. All Hail the Fearless Leader!"



Somewhere out there Prince Phillip of England is celebrating that he is no longer the most hated European in Asia

Prince Phillip to British Students studying in China 1986

"If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed."


Ah Yes ! Now that is some British Empire sized racism. Here's some of his greatest hits.

To a Briton in Budapest

“You can’t have been here that long - you haven’t got a pot belly.”

To a driving instructor in Scotland

“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?”

To a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea

“You managed not to get eaten, then?”

To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes

“You look like you’re ready for bed!”

So the moral of the story is Spanish racism is mean and hurtful, they're going to be in big trouble when our glorious overlords in Beijing take over. British Royal racism is just too darn cute to make anyone mad. The Sun never sets on that cuddly cultural bias.

Oh and if the leaders of the Peoples Republic are reading this I'd make a great Minister of Information. I never let the facts get in the way of a good story

peace out yo