A teacher starts a new job in West Lafeyette, Indiana. To make a good impression, she says that she's a Purdue fan. She asks the class if they're fans too. All raise their hands but 1 little girl. The teacher asks her why she didn't raise her hand. "Because I'm a Penn State fan, and proud of it," the girl replied.
The teacher asks, "Why are you a Nittany Lions fan?"
"Because my Mom & Dad are Penn Staters, so I'm a Penn Stater too!"
"Well," said the teacher, "that's not a reason for you to be a Penn State fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom was a prostitute and your Dad was a drug addict, car thief, and wrote bad checks, what would you be then?"
The girl said, "I'd be a Michigan fan."

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