Botox is the Dark Side of The Schwartz

This just in to The Nittanyproudfoot News Room



A recent study by the FDA has concluded the pumping your face full of
toxins in order to limit the signs of the natural aging process could be harmful to your health.


We were able to catch up with Botox Company spokes person Pizza the Hut of Spaceballs Fame.
In response to the allegations that his company's product could have severe health risks he had this to say...


We here at the Botox Company make the safety of our customers our highest priority. Those crackpots at the FDA don't know what they're talking about. It is completely safe to inject our toxin errrrr I mean.... product into your face. Trust me I'm not only the spokesperson I've also been using the product since 1987

If Mr. the Hut says the product is safe then that's good enough for us here at the Nittanyproudfoot. Go ahead and shoot up America!




You can't argue with results like these









Editors note:
Only days after this interview was taped Mr. the Hut was found unresponsive in the back of his limo. Apparently he had locked himself in and was forced eat his person in order to stave off starvation . He was rushed to the nearest emergency room/Italian Bistro but it was too late. Pizza is survived by a side of bread sticks and his life partner Louie Anderson.

ok someone pass the face altering chemicals and marinara sauce

peace out yo