Don't Call It a Comback

Ah Yes; Back by Lack of Popular Demand.

So here was the plan

Step 1.
Start a blog and post regularly
Step 2.
Gain a sizable following and entertain them with my witty banter
Step 3.
Completely ignore the site for the better part of a year thereby angering all regular readers and completely destroying all that pesky website traffic.
Step 4.
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Step 5.
A reoccurring guest spot on the now revamped television program Perfect Strangers!


But alas my master plan never came to fruition. Apparently they were never able to locate the dumpster that Bronson Pincho is living in nowadays .
And Mark Linn-Baker is still a little bitter because he's always mistaken for the guy that played Dudley "Booger" Dawson in Revenge of the Nerds.

So with my dreams of sitcom glory extinguished for the moment I guess I'll turn my creative energies back to this train wreck. Oh and speaking of Perfect Strangers word on the street is that there will soon be a DVD of the first two seasons and if that doesn't make you want to do the Dance of Joy you might as well hand in your membership card to the Human Race.

According to our crack team of Investigative Journalists here at The Nittanyproudfoot Curtis Armstrong the actor that portrayed Booger is currently serving a prison sentence for repeatedly breaking a restraining order taken out by a Mr. John Cusack. Apparently Armstrong had on a number of occasions attempted to get Mr. Cusack to sign on to a new project he believed would jump start his career. The film entitled Better Off Dead 2 : Dead Meat; would feature Cusack and Armstrong as buddy cops fighting an army of those dancing Hamburgers featured in the first movie. The police finally had to be summoned when Mr. Armstrong showed up on Cusack's lawn wearing a giant burger costume holding a boom-box over his head.


Whimsical 80's Icon or Heartless Killing Machine?
You be the Judge



We recently had a chance to sit down with Mr Armstrong who is currently on work release to UPN network. Although most of the conversation took the form of indecipherable mutterings and those earth shattering the belches he made famous as Booger in the Revenge movies we were able to pull out a few words..... something about a conspiracy involving "New Coke" "Reganonimics", and "Cabbage Patch Kids" Immediately after finishing this statement Armstrong screamed "Tell Cyndi Lauper I'm sorry" and passed out.


Conspiracy perpetrated by Regan Administration?





Ok references to the Gipper, Perfect Strangers, and Dudley Dawson, and Better Off Dead in one post. Yea I think it's safe to say the Nittanyproudfoot is back.

Stay Tunned Boys and Girls We're Back on the Air

and as always.....

peace out yo