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A reliable source in the upper echelon of management of the computer internet; a Mr. A. Gore formally of Tennessee. Has informed us here at The 'Proudfoot that a new website has appeared in recent weeks. Mr. Gore has confirmed that the publisher is none other than arch-nemesis and all around douche Brian

Brian ( pictured to the right just moments before he singlehandedly ate an entire litter of kittens) has created a new writing style based around an age old theory that if you gave a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and had them write for a thousand years you would be able to produce work of Shakespearian quality.

Brian's new attempt at internet fame and possibly world domination is based off of a slightly skewed version of this theory. He believes that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred laptops for a hundred minutes a day they will be able to produce writing of a slightly higher quality than the average blogger, the chimps will also spend slightly less time trowing poo than their average human counterpart.

So armed with a room of laptops stolen from inner-city classrooms and a brigade of monkeys acquired quite cheaply from circuses and old Hollywood moves (including the stars of Every Which Way But Loose and Dunston Checks In) Brian has set his sites on the computer internet. As I write this he is on his way to the Just Like Sunny Day Real Estate office in Baltimore, we here at The Nittanyproudoot wish the JLSDRE Crew a Happy Draft Day Weekend and caution them to beware of industrial sabotage, that cretin from the 134 Lounge cannot be trusted.






The 134 Lounge Staff hard at work on their latest post





As for the 134 Lounge itself, we here at The 'Proudfoot would like to see it succeed, after all it had it's start in our short lived 'Don't Trust This Man" segment. We feel like Oprah to their Dr Phil. Come to think of it there aren't many people we hate more that Brian and Dr. Phil except maybe Denis Green.....Damn You Dennis Green!

We here at The Nittanyproudfoot will not be updating to the new monkey and laptop form of publishing. Rest assured all our post will be made the old fashion way... by orphans hand writing each and every post in a sweatshop then having little old ladies in sub par nursing homes transcribe them using mac computers from 1988. Sometimes the old ways are still the best the orphan tears and arthritis provide a certain ambiance that the smell of apes just doesn't have.

Links to The 134 Lounge and JLSDRE can be found in the sidebar have a look

Peace Out Yo