Joe's is Proof

There is a God

Stick with me here, I've got proof.

The Penn State game comes to an end.
The phone at Nittanyproudfoot Headquarters is ringing off the hook as countless Nittany Loins need to be talked off ledges up and down the Eastern Seaboard.
Yours truly stumbles blearily into the bed room, turns off the lights, and sits quietly in the dark contemplating if it is possible for any of us to exist in a world were Penn State is 9-1..
An hour elapses.
The Nittanyproudfoot rallies, emerges from the darkened room, eats some cheez-its.
Thoughts of watching the Penguins game are quickly pushed aside when the prospect of seeing another sporting loss is considered.
It's time for a movie.
Ghostbusters? ........Nope
Rockey IV?.........Saw it yesterday
Joe's Apartment? .........Yes! Perfect!
Movie starts.....singing cockroaches......morale rising.
Jerry O'Connell steps off a bus.....apparently he is the aforementioned Joe.
Joe steps off the bus......and he's wearing an Iowa Hawkeye's t-shirt.

This is the sound of the Nittanyproudfoot's crushed spirit being ground into a fine powder.

There is a God and he is one twisted Mo-Fo.
Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to convert to Buddhism

We still Are.....Penn State