This One's For The Huddled Masses, Keep Yearnin Yo!

"The pen is mightier than the sword, if it has been sharpened to a fine point, dipped in deadly poison and is thrown ten feet away. But relay, your better off with the sword"
Benjerman Franklin Poor Richard's Almanack (first draft)

There's something distinctly American about a holiday held to commemorate a group of people telling an authority figure to "shove it". And it's very fitting that this holiday is celebrated by eating massive quantities of barbecued meat and creating explosions in public places.



happy 4th everybody


now pass the potato salad


peace out yo