A Question for the Dynamic Duo

It seems like about this time every year just as hundreds of thousands of bloated pasty middle class American families are packing into their oversized SUVs making their annual pilgrimage to one of a handful of overly commercialized beaches the air waves are suddenly polluted with horrific accounts of blood thirsty sharks terrorizing the US coast. If you listen to the latest CNN Headline News report you'd think that every sorry bastard that stumbles into the Gulf of Mexico returns at least a limb short. So in response to this media driven non-problem a crack team of scientists has developed the "first" shark repellent. When I first saw this report on World News Tonight I accepted it as fact ( always a mistake when watching network news)
Then just this evening I was watching a TV show were they played a clip of the 1966 Batman movie and suddenly it hit me! Batman Had A Working Shark Repellent in 1966 that was 39 years ago! Now I'm a big fan of The Batman but I think someone has to ask What else is he hoarding in that cave? Who knows what scientific marvels are hidden in the caverns below stately Wayne Manner. I think it's time a certain member of the Justice League of America comes forward and contributes more to society than just the apprehension of the occasional super-villain.

Batman we appreciate you saving the world and beating the crap out of the Riddler
Just answer me one question Is a cure for Monkey Pox too much to ask? You know you have it sitting in the back of the cave. Come on Baty share the love

peace out yo

Exhibit A.: Batman uses his Bat-Shark Repellent ( 1966)



Exhibit B: Scientists Test New Shark Repellent (2005)