Maybe March Madness Should Be Treated With Electro-Shock Therapy
The Future of the NHL? i read this story yesterday, apparently the nhl is considering changing the color of the ice in nhl rinks to improve visibility for fans. when the nhl finally resumes play in about five years the ice surface may be "electric powder blue", the blue lines fluorescent orange, and the center line (traditionaly red) could be dark blue. i think i like the idea of blue ice, now if the nhl could just find a way to replace the flyers with a team of ice skating monkeys. actually now that i think of it the flyers look like a bunch of chimps wearing skates already.
peace out yo
posted by The Nittanyproudfoot @ 2:29 PM
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alright, alright... i see your point. originally, i didn't like the idea of blue ice- i mean, it seems kinda pathetic that we should have to change the color so some weekend warrior of the hockey world can avoid retinal issues brought on by blinding ice. however, upon closer inspection, i'd be willing to embrace the change if we can also have... donkey ice hockey. c'mon- they've had donkey basketball for decades! don't tell me the idea of bobby holik riding down the ice on an ass on ice skates (rather than just being the ass on ice skates) isn't fantastic. it would also just barely begin to make up for the cancellation of last season.i'm pretty sure donkeys wouldn't demand an insane salary cap and all kinds of stupid concessions. all they'd want, probably, is some grass to eat, maybe a goalie to kick- but hey- that's what the padding's for, right?
off to mexico! to scout donkeys!!
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